Monday, April 30, 2007

Chair man calls home...


Well, it looks like Chair man is now calling home to ask his friends to carry his body over to the Glueatorie . I wonder how they will do it they are, really are, so so small. Can you hear what they're saying?
"Hey Springy, I have a favor to ask. Can you and Bunny- bunny please bring my body over here to the Glueatorie. I need it . You know, I forgot it when I left and now without it I can't get my head glued on. You know what I mean?"
"Oh yes, Chair man, yes yes OH yes yes yes yes. We will try. We will try try try." said Springy.
So we shall see what we shall see.

A meeting with...




Well, you know yesterday we were worried, or at least I was, about Chair man going into the Glueatorie. But look! He seems to be doing alright. Let's lean foreward and maybe we can hear what they're saying.

"Hi there little head without a body, I'm Epoxy girl, just call me Poxsy. It looks to me like you need somthing glued. Where's your body? What's your name. "questioned Poxsy.

"Well, oh dear me how could I? I forgot my body. You see my head fell off my body and I fell off my chair, my names Chair man, you know, because of my chair, it has a moon and a star on it, anyway yes I want my head glued on my body. And I brought this glue, it's the best." said Chair man.

"The Best you say huh? Idon't think so, look at the label sweetie, it's the best for paper. I'm the best for what you need! Run home bring back your body and we'll get to work." laughed Poxsy.

"Uhh", sighed Chair man, thinking of the long trip home, "uhh, I think I'll call my friends, on my cellphone, and maybe they'll bring my body here."

So, hmmmm what's next? We'll have to wait.

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Glueatorie









"Oh no, look at that place. My gosh it's not what I expected. Well, all I've got to do is just cross the street, open the door and hope those eyes aren't going to get me.
I'm just a head on a jar of glue. But it is the BEST glue, so I ought to be alright. Hmmm if I had my body with me I'd cross all my toes and fingers. Here I go!"
Do you realize what I just realized? Chair man forgot to bring his body with him. I hope he remembers in time. Do you think those eyes will glue his head to another body?
Well I'm just going to ask you for a little help here, will you please cross all your fingers and toes until we really know Chair man is going to get through this in a good and OK way?

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Glue


"Yup,that's right, glue.
When I decide, and I know it can be difficult, to decide, you know, anyway, when I decide about the proper glue for me.
The glue that will keep my head on my shoulders, well then, I can go and
SIT on MY beautiful Chair.
I really like all the kinds of glue on the table here, what do you think Bunny-bunny ? Which glue should I use?" asked Chair man.
"Chair man, use the "Best Glue", they are the best, it says so right on the jar." said Bunny-bunny
"Yes, they must be the best." said Springy.
"Hmmmm, well, I guess they wouldn't say best if they weren't the best. Thank you both so much for your help. Let's go to the glueatorie and get started." said Chair man.
Glueatorie? Who could know? I didn't. Did you?

Tomorrow is here...


"I knew it. Yesterday we were waiting, or at least I was, for
Tomorrow and now it's here, but it has the name of Today and there is another Tomorrow waiting for us.
So, I'm Bunny-bunny and I'm wearing a pink vest with flowers. I'm a little worried about my key because, well you know, I don't know how to wind myself up. You know, or maybe you don't, when I'm wound up I can Hop Hop Hop."
"Bunny-bunny" said Chairnman, " My head is still not glued onto my body, but, did you know I can draw and eat spaghetti even though at the present moment, my body lies there on the table. What I mean to say to you Bunny-bunny, is, that maybe, just maybe, I can wind you up with your key."
"Oh oh oh, can you, can you?" said Bunny-bunny.
Now what will happen next? Will Chairman be able to help Bunny-bunny? Will Chair man get his head glued back on his body? When, when, Oh when, when,when will we see Chair man in his beautiful chair?
And do you think there could be a key for Chair man so he can Hop hop hop, or do other things? I don't know do you?
And, don't you think it's curious, I mean really curious, that we can never really see or be in Tomorrow, it does really seem to me that we always, just always, always seem to be in Today. Now, please, if you have the answer to this tell me and Chair man and Springy and Appleboy (his car wWho-who too) and Bunny-bunny. Because, you see we all are really CURIOUS.

Friday, April 27, 2007

Tomorrow is...

Tomorrow is tomorrow and I do hope we'll see Chair man's head glued on and that we can see him sitting on his lovely moon and star chair. A rabbit called just now and he would like to show how nice he looks in his pink vest. So maybe things will get done. Or not.

I really don't belong here, but...


but i am worried that you all might be feeling a little dizzy for three (3) reasons:
1. the spring on Springy
2. the bowl of spaghetti
3. and above all-- or under all or at the present moment I myself, by the way my name is Appleboy and my car's name is Whowho, anyway to get back to what i was saying if I can remember, the third reason (3rd) is that the whole story is UPSIDEDoWN!!!

A visitor at the dinner table


So, just as Chair man got his fork all full and just up to his mouth, just at that moment, a knock at the door. It was SPRINGY".
She said, "O Chair man! Your head is not on your body. I see your body on the floor. But, still, without a head, you can eat dinner?"
"Yes, oh yes, yes, yes. When I am hungry I can do many things." said Chair man.

Dinner with Chairman


So, as you can see Chair man is at the dinner table with his almost favorite food.
A friend of his stopped by but she didn't want any spaghetti .

Chair man is hungry

At last
! The upsidedownedness of it all.
Is there dinner?
Will it be a color? A color like reddishness?

The chair upside down


Not yet. What we mean is the chair isn't upside down yet. Chair man likes to see his chair in a red background. It reminds him of what he likes BEST for dinner.
You can guess if you like.

Not the only thing that's upside down

Well, here's Chair man's chair. That's the way it looked before Chair man fell off it.
When chair man fell off the chair the poor dear chair was injured too!
His #3 leg fell off.

Chairman says, "This story is upside down too."

Chair man's head


When Chair man fell and his head fell off, Chair man's mother did a curious thing.
She put his head on a tiny, tiny upsidedown teacup.
So, Chair man said, "I'll just do a little self portrait of my head on a tiny, tiny upsidedown teacup.
And he did.
There it is.
I couldn't do that, could you?

Oh dear


A few days after Chair man was born, he fell off his chair.

And then, you guesses it, his head fell off.

But don't worry, a little glue and he's all better.

Here's a nice close-up self portrait.

You know, or I guess I didn't tell you, but Chair man is an aspiring artist.

Our first glimpse


Chairman is so happy happy to share his story with you.
Here we can see him for the first time.
He said he wanted this image to be the first page (if this were paper and a book) of his story.
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