Neon Pink Glue???

Are you listenuing? Do you hear what i hear? Do you hear Chair man/ He's talking to Poxy, the glue girl.

"Come on Poxy, stop, stop!! That stuffis cold, it stinks, STINKC, stinks. Do you hear me???" cried Chair man.

"Now, now little head, just wait a teeny tiny nano second. You can't see it, but up there, way way high up, up and up, up, up in that cloudy, looks like rain sky, up there slowly falling down, to this very spot, is your red shirt, your blue pants, your blue buttons, and what do you think is inside the shirt, and pants, what is buttoned , by the buttons ? Your body!!!! And now, this is THE moment, the very veriest moment, it's the glueing moment. With my skill (I played left field) and my great Neon Pink Epoxy Special Special hold em fast and tight glue, and good, good luch, and your cooperation, that body will just fall down on your head and then You, I mean You , the Chair man little head guy whose body fell off, you and your body will be reunited, reunited until way after the end of forever. How do you like that? So, just, STAY still!!" said Poxy

Well, I don't know...

How does this look to you? There's Chair man's body, up there, even higher, way, way up, up in the clouds, now, and yet... yet I still think that, crossing all my fingers and all my toes, too, of course, well maybe ...wait! Do you hear that??!!?? I think I hear Chair man saying something. Listen!

Look!!??????

Look!! Oh , just look, look, look! Springy looks really, really surprised. And worried , too.
Well, who knows? Maybe, possibly, there might be just a chance, one in a billion billion, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe it will all be just O.K. It could happen, you know!?

It does look like rain.

It looks like rain, even the sun thinks so, or He looks like he's worried about something. Do YOU think the sun gets wet in the rain? Or maybe the sun thinks Springy, Appleboy and Bunny- bunny might drop Chair man's body. What a job! look how they're carrying the body. Can you hear what they're saying?

"Hey guys" , Appleboy shouts, "Watch where you're going, I'm almost falling off my car"

"Sorry, sorry, sorry, oh sorry sorry", squeeked Bunny bunny, "my ears, my little ears, oh my ears. Ears, little ears, please work hard."

"We're almost there, Bunny bunny." said Apple boy

"Purple mountains, and maybe some rain, and me bouncing along, kinda makes me want to burst out in song. Let's see, The purple rain, and the red, red red, robin and singin' in the rain and .. and Whoops!! Oh NO!" yelled Springy


Oh my goodness, it looks bad or not too good, something is happening, WATCH OUT!!! Duck!!!

The Body

Yes, Chair man's body, on the table, at home, on some kind of napkin or something, waiting. Do you think a body without a head can wait? Hmmmm, can the body hear our friends on the phone with the (Chair man's) head. Does the body know about the glueing? The glueatorie?
I guess the problem, now, is how the little friends are going to carry The Body to The Head.
We must, must, must be careful, careful not to have any more accidents, no more broken parts. Still my wondering part is saying to me, "What is Chair man's body thinking? Can Chair man's body think? Does anyone know the answer? Why are there more questions than answers? Will it rain tomorrow?Am I hungry?"

Chair man calls home...

Well, it looks like Chair man is now calling home to ask his friends to carry his body over to the Glueatorie . I wonder how they will do it they are, really are, so so small. Can you hear what they're saying?

"Hey Springy, I have a favor to ask. Can you and Bunny- bunny please bring my body over here to the Glueatorie. I need it . You know, I forgot it when I left and now without it I can't get my head glued on. You know what I mean?"

"Oh yes, Chair man, yes yes OH yes yes yes yes. We will try. We will try try try." said Springy.

So we shall see what we shall see.

A meeting with...

Well, you know yesterday we were worried, or at least I was, about Chair man going into the Glueatorie. But look! He seems to be doing alright. Let's lean foreward and maybe we can hear what they're saying.

"Hi there little head without a body, I'm Epoxy girl, just call me Poxsy. It looks to me like you need somthing glued. Where's your body? What's your name. "questioned Poxsy.

"Well, oh dear me how could I? I forgot my body. You see my head fell off my body and I fell off my chair, my names Chair man, you know, because of my chair, it has a moon and a star on it, anyway yes I want my head glued on my body. And I brought this glue, it's the best." said Chair man.

"The Best you say huh? Idon't think so, look at the label sweetie, it's the best for paper. I'm the best for what you need! Run home bring back your body and we'll get to work." laughed Poxsy.

"Uhh", sighed Chair man, thinking of the long trip home, "uhh, I think I'll call my friends, on my cellphone, and maybe they'll bring my body here."

So, hmmmm what's next? We'll have to wait.

Glueatorie

"Oh no, look at that place. My gosh it's not what I expected. Well, all I've got to do is just cross the street, open the door and hope those eyes aren't going to get me.

I'm just a head on a jar of glue. But it is the BEST glue, so I ought to be alright. Hmmm if I had my body with me I'd cross all my toes and fingers. Here I go!"

Do you realize what I just realized? Chair man forgot to bring his body with him. I hope he remembers in time. Do you think those eyes will glue his head to another body?

Well I'm just going to ask you for a little help here, will you please cross all your fingers and toes until we really know Chair man is going to get through this in a good and OK way?

Glue

"Yup,that's right, glue.

When I decide, and I know it can be difficult, to decide, you know, anyway, when I decide about the proper glue for me.

The glue that will keep my head on my shoulders, well then, I can go and

SIT on MY beautiful Chair.

I really like all the kinds of glue on the table here, what do you think Bunny-bunny ? Which glue should I use?" asked Chair man.

"Chair man, use the "Best Glue", they are the best, it says so right on the jar." said Bunny-bunny

"Yes, they must be the best." said Springy.

"Hmmmm, well, I guess they wouldn't say best if they weren't the best. Thank you both so much for your help. Let's go to the glueatorie and get started." said Chair man.

Glueatorie? Who could know? I didn't. Did you?

Tomorrow is here...

"I knew it. Yesterday we were waiting, or at least I was, for

Tomorrow and now it's here, but it has the name of Today and there is another Tomorrow waiting for us.

So, I'm Bunny-bunny and I'm wearing a pink vest with flowers. I'm a little worried about my key because, well you know, I don't know how to wind myself up. You know, or maybe you don't, when I'm wound up I can Hop Hop Hop."

"Bunny-bunny" said Chairnman, " My head is still not glued onto my body, but, did you know I can draw and eat spaghetti even though at the present moment, my body lies there on the table. What I mean to say to you Bunny-bunny, is, that maybe, just maybe, I can wind you up with your key."

"Oh oh oh, can you, can you?" said Bunny-bunny.

Now what will happen next? Will Chairman be able to help Bunny-bunny? Will Chair man get his head glued back on his body? When, when, Oh when, when,when will we see Chair man in his beautiful chair?

And do you think there could be a key for Chair man so he can Hop hop hop, or do other things? I don't know do you?

And, don't you think it's curious, I mean really curious, that we can never really see or be in Tomorrow, it does really seem to me that we always, just always, always seem to be in Today. Now, please, if you have the answer to this tell me and Chair man and Springy and Appleboy (his car wWho-who too) and Bunny-bunny. Because, you see we all are really CURIOUS.

Tomorrow is...

Tomorrow is tomorrow and I do hope we'll see Chair man's head glued on and that we can see him sitting on his lovely moon and star chair. A rabbit called just now and he would like to show how nice he looks in his pink vest. So maybe things will get done. Or not.

I really don't belong here, but...

but i am worried that you all might be feeling a little dizzy for three (3) reasons:

1. the spring on Springy

2. the bowl of spaghetti

3. and above all-- or under all or at the present moment I myself, by the way my name is Appleboy and my car's name is Whowho, anyway to get back to what i was saying if I can remember, the third reason (3rd) is that the whole story is UPSIDEDoWN!!!

A visitor at the dinner table

So, just as Chair man got his fork all full and just up to his mouth, just at that moment, a knock at the door. It was SPRINGY".

She said, "O Chair man! Your head is not on your body. I see your body on the floor. But, still, without a head, you can eat dinner?"

"Yes, oh yes, yes, yes. When I am hungry I can do many things." said Chair man.

Dinner with Chairman

So, as you can see Chair man is at the dinner table with his almost favorite food.

A friend of his stopped by but she didn't want any spaghetti .

Chair man is hungry

At last

! The upsidedownedness of it all.

Is there dinner?

Will it be a color? A color like reddishness?

The chair upside down

Not yet. What we mean is the chair isn't upside down yet. Chair man likes to see his chair in a red background. It reminds him of what he likes BEST for dinner.

You can guess if you like.

Not the only thing that's upside down

Well, here's Chair man's chair. That's the way it looked before Chair man fell off it.
When chair man fell off the chair the poor dear chair was injured too!
His #3 leg fell off.

Chairman says, "This story is upside down too."

Chair man's head

When Chair man fell and his head fell off, Chair man's mother did a curious thing.

She put his head on a tiny, tiny upsidedown teacup.

So, Chair man said, "I'll just do a little self portrait of my head on a tiny, tiny upsidedown teacup.

And he did.

There it is.

I couldn't do that, could you?

Oh dear

A few days after Chair man was born, he fell off his chair.

And then, you guesses it, his head fell off.

But don't worry, a little glue and he's all better.

Here's a nice close-up self portrait.

You know, or I guess I didn't tell you, but Chair man is an aspiring artist.

Our first glimpse

Chairman is so happy happy to share his story with you.

Here we can see him for the first time.

He said he wanted this image to be the first page (if this were paper and a book) of his story.

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