Monday, June 11, 2007

Neon Pink Glue???


Are you listenuing? Do you hear what i hear? Do you hear Chair man/ He's talking to Poxy, the glue girl.
"Come on Poxy, stop, stop!! That stuffis cold, it stinks, STINKC, stinks. Do you hear me???" cried Chair man.
"Now, now little head, just wait a teeny tiny nano second. You can't see it, but up there, way way high up, up and up, up, up in that cloudy, looks like rain sky, up there slowly falling down, to this very spot, is your red shirt, your blue pants, your blue buttons, and what do you think is inside the shirt, and pants, what is buttoned , by the buttons ? Your body!!!! And now, this is THE moment, the very veriest moment, it's the glueing moment. With my skill (I played left field) and my great Neon Pink Epoxy Special Special hold em fast and tight glue, and good, good luch, and your cooperation, that body will just fall down on your head and then You, I mean You , the Chair man little head guy whose body fell off, you and your body will be reunited, reunited until way after the end of forever. How do you like that? So, just, STAY still!!" said Poxy

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Well, I don't know...

How does this look to you? There's Chair man's body, up there, even higher, way, way up, up in the clouds, now, and yet... yet I still think that, crossing all my fingers and all my toes, too, of course, well maybe ...wait! Do you hear that??!!?? I think I hear Chair man saying something. Listen!

Look!!??????

Look!! Oh , just look, look, look! Springy looks really, really surprised. And worried , too.
Well, who knows? Maybe, possibly, there might be just a chance, one in a billion billion, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe it will all be just O.K. It could happen, you know!?

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

It does look like rain.

It looks like rain, even the sun thinks so, or He looks like he's worried about something. Do YOU think the sun gets wet in the rain? Or maybe the sun thinks Springy, Appleboy and Bunny- bunny might drop Chair man's body. What a job! look how they're carrying the body. Can you hear what they're saying?

"Hey guys" , Appleboy shouts, "Watch where you're going, I'm almost falling off my car"

"Sorry, sorry, sorry, oh sorry sorry", squeeked Bunny bunny, "my ears, my little ears, oh my ears. Ears, little ears, please work hard."

"We're almost there, Bunny bunny." said Apple boy

"Purple mountains, and maybe some rain, and me bouncing along, kinda makes me want to burst out in song. Let's see, The purple rain, and the red, red red, robin and singin' in the rain and .. and Whoops!! Oh NO!" yelled Springy


Oh my goodness, it looks bad or not too good, something is happening, WATCH OUT!!! Duck!!!

The Body

Yes, Chair man's body, on the table, at home, on some kind of napkin or something, waiting. Do you think a body without a head can wait? Hmmmm, can the body hear our friends on the phone with the (Chair man's) head. Does the body know about the glueing? The glueatorie?
I guess the problem, now, is how the little friends are going to carry The Body to The Head.
We must, must, must be careful, careful not to have any more accidents, no more broken parts. Still my wondering part is saying to me, "What is Chair man's body thinking? Can Chair man's body think? Does anyone know the answer? Why are there more questions than answers? Will it rain tomorrow?Am I hungry?"

Monday, April 30, 2007

Chair man calls home...


Well, it looks like Chair man is now calling home to ask his friends to carry his body over to the Glueatorie . I wonder how they will do it they are, really are, so so small. Can you hear what they're saying?
"Hey Springy, I have a favor to ask. Can you and Bunny- bunny please bring my body over here to the Glueatorie. I need it . You know, I forgot it when I left and now without it I can't get my head glued on. You know what I mean?"
"Oh yes, Chair man, yes yes OH yes yes yes yes. We will try. We will try try try." said Springy.
So we shall see what we shall see.

A meeting with...




Well, you know yesterday we were worried, or at least I was, about Chair man going into the Glueatorie. But look! He seems to be doing alright. Let's lean foreward and maybe we can hear what they're saying.

"Hi there little head without a body, I'm Epoxy girl, just call me Poxsy. It looks to me like you need somthing glued. Where's your body? What's your name. "questioned Poxsy.

"Well, oh dear me how could I? I forgot my body. You see my head fell off my body and I fell off my chair, my names Chair man, you know, because of my chair, it has a moon and a star on it, anyway yes I want my head glued on my body. And I brought this glue, it's the best." said Chair man.

"The Best you say huh? Idon't think so, look at the label sweetie, it's the best for paper. I'm the best for what you need! Run home bring back your body and we'll get to work." laughed Poxsy.

"Uhh", sighed Chair man, thinking of the long trip home, "uhh, I think I'll call my friends, on my cellphone, and maybe they'll bring my body here."

So, hmmmm what's next? We'll have to wait.